I'm home alone, and am bored spitless, so I'm gonna get through the rest of our channels here...
Channel 70 (Food Network): Or, as we call it at Weight Watchers -- a truly bad idea for those times when you are bored and wanted a Sonic Butterfinger Blast like nobody's business. Anyway, right now there are commercials playing: Crystal Light, Rembrandt Toothpaste, and Journey Diamond Jewelry. Totally "OP," as we like to say in the Fat Chick World.
Channel 72 (VH1): Another one of those Top Whatever shows... right now it's a clip from "Moonstruck" which I just loved... where Cher slaps whoozy what's his name. I love that. I was in the mood to do that to somebody today, but I have been the only one here, so that just didn't happen.
Channel 73 (MTV): America's Top Model. One of the girls just got this remark about her walk -- "It's Gumby." I don't think that was a good thing.
Channel 74 (CMT): I am a sucker for even pretty bad country music, so I was sorta jazzed about getting here, but they are showing some movie instead. One of these days, could Hollywood PLEASE hire Southerners for movies set in the South???
Channel 75 (Spike TV): I get that this is a Guy Channel. The beer commercials are funnier. The rest of it, I don't get.
Well.... that's the end of the channels that we haven't tuned out (still can't remember HOW).
What am I gonna do NOW?
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