Sunday, July 31, 2005

So....

I don't have a clue where this blog's gonna go, but DADGUMMIT, everybody else in the universe seems to have one so I figured -- HEY! I can have one of those, too!

I've noticed that this doesn't work well with other things: Jaquars, vacation homes, a bustline that is where it was when I was 20, for instance. You have to go to a BANK or a SURGEON for those things, ya know.

One other thing I've noticed that doesn't work very well. My shredder. I really need my shredder to work well. I have spent most of this day destroying the gazillion credit card offers that have landed in my mailbox over the past couple of weeks. This annoys me. I am SO tempted to mark these things "return to sender" but then they become the problem of the poor postal carrier, who probably hates them more than I do.

My shredder actually probably DOES work. But I would have to plug it in, and I can't seem to muster the energy to do that. So.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Am I seriously the first comment??

Do I get a prize?

Eleanor said...

LOL - Sure. The prize is that you are the FIRST! And probably the only.....

;-0

El

Anonymous said...

El... we had to buy a 2nd shredder for all that CC jazz...

Since I'm the 2nd comment, do I get a prize? Hey, If SuziQ gets one...

Eleanor said...

Well, Cheri....

I think you get a nice little ribbon that says SECOND!

Anonymous said...

Just poppin around to say that I liked your post. =) Catch me too in my profile and visit me on my webpage. Ciao!

Anonymous said...

WHOOOHOOO! El picked up sex fiend on her first day. That's moving fast. . . lolol!

Eleanor said...

Well, it's that magnetic personality, ya know.